When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
