The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…