Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke