While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying