Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.