I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…