You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…