Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Jews are great at sales But we don’t proselytize Because the one thing Jews are so… God’s Torah– Is not for sale

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

What you have done is unacceptable Nevertheless I accept that God has given it to… So that Like Him and through Him

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated