Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
