I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention