You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…