When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

I will gladly suffer fools for love

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations