Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
