If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap