In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
