Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice