Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one