The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Let there be light blight and hindsight

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

For a human being Every day starts with a question– What mistake will I learn from to… For as long as I can remember My answer has been

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

If you Buy it You might Like it

Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…