If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
