At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
