I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away