Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

I have an idea: I have no idea

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change