The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it