That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Life itself is depthless As in shallow and superficial Life and death are depthless As in unfathomably deep