You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock