The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it