It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…
