No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

God is the world’s only super-bower

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat