In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
