The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
One thing I could do Was need control
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
