Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

For a human being Every day starts with a question– What mistake will I learn from to… For as long as I can remember My answer has been

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her