I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in