My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
