Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…