Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…