Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine