Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…