You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…