It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,