Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible