Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
