The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
