When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit