Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

I have an idea: I have no idea

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten