What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by