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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

The First Draft of Kafka’s Masterpiece Was Titled “The Risk-free Trial”, but He Decided It Was Too Obvious

Women are attracted to men who take risks
Because it’s the best possible clue
That he would risk his life for her

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“You open your hand and satisfy the desire of every living thing”

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
I’m Sorry to Say

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
You Can’t Spell Alone Without One

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
I’m Torn

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
Of Course the Oracle Was a Woman

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said
Let’s Make One Thing Perfectly Clear

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Our Fear That AI Will Kill Us Comes From the Truth That We Would Never Die for It, and If It’s as Smart as It’s Cracked Up to Be, Surely It Knows This

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…
Heartstring Theory

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
He Blinded Me With Silence

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for
God Takes the Fun Out of Trust Fund and Puts It Into Trust Fall

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
For the Express Purpose of Homeland Security

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
If You’re Reading This, You Just Made My Day

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
When Choosing Between Window Shopping and Windows Shopping, Remember That God Is One and Go With the Singular

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
The Bride and Room

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
If You Take Away Optimism, Pessimism, and Realism, You Are Left with Hope

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers



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