Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
