For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
