People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until