I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
I want what you want so I want a cow
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
