When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
