In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

The truth, in fact, is not out the… It’s in here And that echo you hear Is where the truth, your heart, go… Making efforts to reintroduce the…

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

Mating For Life Saved My

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…