My ego is too big

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law