It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant