Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of