A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
