When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us